But aside from the revolting details, the plot takes you from Lula’s Beverly Hills bordello to several stunning locations including a roadside diner, abandoned southwestern ghost town, and the Las Vegas red light district. You may be thinking that triplets’ starring in the same hardcore pornography film sounds like incest-you’d be right. You star as Beverly Hills adult film actress Lula who has discovered that some of her best friends, a set of triplets, have disappeared before an important shoot for her next film. This is first realized when you delve into the game’s pointless premise. It’s not that Lula 3D is bad it’s that it’s horrible. For Lula 3D, that moment was when the main character spouted, “Isn’t the weather great today? The spinach will surely grow.” I knew then that a new standard for awfulness had been set. Doom 3 had the first time you screamed when the lights went out. had the dust-filled corridors after a heavy gun battle. By ChickenMcBastrd | Review Date: ApAs featured on .Įvery game has a defining action or phrase that immediately sums up the entire experience. "Test: Lula : Pimperator Contre Attaque". Archived from the original on 1 March 2013. ^ "Recensione Lula 2 – The Sexy Galaxy".Archived from the original on 27 February 2010. Archived from the original on 28 September 2009. "Im Sechserpack: Neue Handy-Spiele von Elkware". Archived from the original on 14 January 2012. Archived from the original on 4 March 2016. ^ a b c "CDV Software Entertainment AG Publishes Sudden Strike in Europe On Its Own".
Archived from the original on 17 October 2014. ^ "Minden idők legbotrányosabb számítógépes játékai".The player hires girls to work in the bedrooms, and keeps them healthy, sexy, and satisfied. While docking at a planet, the ship doubles as a brothel. After a while they can buy a "second Tit", doubling the size of the ship. Players can also buy upgrades for "the Tit" engines, guns, shields, spy satellites etc. (The crew is all female, so players have to "keep them happy", or may hire up to three gigolos if they would rather get on with the missions.) This helps keep the ship together. The player has to hire a crew for the ship, a gunner and an engineer, and keep them happy. Players must assemble a full-body ship before they can save the lost Lula. From time to time the spaceship is attacked by pirates who try to steal cargo or girls. Sometimes the cargo includes contraband, which pays well, but is risky. Following leads, the player travels from planet to planet, picking up cargo and selling for a profit. The player begins by stealing a spaceship, named "The Tit", then begins searching for Lula, who is lost in space. Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back is the third Lula game released. 1999 video game Wet Attack: The Empire Cums Back
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